I fucking love animals by the way

Which is a right bastard since here on Demented Isle they treat animals like shit. Either as purely guard-dogs or for prestige. And it breaks my fucking heart. Several dogs in my neighbourhood are in cages 24/7 and are never walked. Humans are cunts. There's a female puppy Beagle in a cage down the street owned by a young couple. They are out most of the day. I have to check each afternoon to make sure she has water - most often she doesn't.

This is one of the main reasons I have to leave the Demented Isle. Thirsty dogs. Christ.

"If you don't love animals, you are a total cunt". Mahatma Ghandi.
Sirrah!