If you live with a dog or cat, listen the fuck up
If you're unlucky enough to have looked at a couple of earlier things I wrote, you'll have noticed that I love animals, and think most humans are cunts. These humans reach this state not under their own volition, but by being lied to by commercialism and it's root; business. I grew up with animals an ignorant fuck. Animals were fed with 'wet food' in a can, and kibble manufactured by right fucking corporate cunts. And I am angry.
DO NOT FEED YOUR ANIMAL FRIENDS KIBBLE AND SHIT. IT IS FUCKING WRONG.
It is the equivalent of feeding your friend McShit every single day.
Start looking into a raw diet.
Raw meat.
Raw fish.
Bones an' all.
Organ meat.
Two years ago, my girlfriend at the time, who I still live with as great friends, 'rescued' a Husky here. Being greatly interested in diet and health generally, she started to research the pet food industry, and found that it is utter bollocks.
We started introducing Ollie to the raw diet. Best thing I've ever done. Look at that fucking picture. That's what your friend needs and wants. If your friend is older, introduce it gradually. Unlearn, cunts, unlearn.
Manufactured pet food is fucking poison. There is nothing like watching your friend digging in to whole chicken or side of pig. I've never seen a healthier cunt than Ollie - the brightest eyes, strongest teeth and lushest coat. No health problems whatsoever. In a sub-tropical climate. And I can just crack a barley-pop, skin-up, throw Ollie a fish, and the National Geographic Channel is right fucking next to me.
Any questions, any doubts? Then you are a victim, as I was, of the corporate-myth machine. Fuck those cunts. Unlearn.
Sirrah!
In Memory of Felix and In Praise of Ollie.
posted by Brewski @ 8:07 pm
5 comments
5 Comments:
Whoahoh there young feller! Now back up a bit there son! Did you just say
“…my girlfriend at the time, who I still live with as great friends,..” ?
Now how does that manifest itself? Is there a white stripe down the middle of the house or what? The sitcom situations are flashing before me.
The bear in the picture only eats the skin and subcutaneous fat off the LIVE salmon by the way. Cruel Cruel bastards.
Brewski, I would happily feed my three cats only raw food, were it economically feasible and I didn't mind cleaning up after them at mealtimes. I believe you, but what a fucking mess that must make.
And I'd let them out to hunt birds and mice and stuff, were it not for the fear of cars, nasty teenagers, and airborne diseases on their health...and toxoplasmosis on mine.
As it is, they get the finest pet food money can buy, Hill's Science Diet. Only available through vet offices and specialty stores. Those little bitches eat better than I do.
But that is the only commercial food they get. None of that nasty Friskies, 9 Lives...or even Iams. The people at Iams are cunts.
well, as everyone knows, dogs are pack animals and substitute the (human) family for the pack. why they should have to do this is another matter. cats are solitary but just sort of get used to you feednig them and yes, gerbils r pointless. for what its worth i think brewski is right about the food thing.
The sheeps' brains caused psychosis because the sheep suffered from scrapie, an affliction of the spinal column which also affects many British leaders whenever they get within bowing distance of a rich American crook. (Hence the term "crook's sheep" as applied to bent old sticks like Denis Thatcher's widow.)
Healthy vegetable chunks should be fine, so long as the vegetables in question did not suffer from Mad Triffid Disease and were not particularly angry about being uprooted, pulped, denutritionalised, reconstituted, endowed with artificial colour and flavouring and squashed into a crunchy chunk of wholesomeness™ for the digestive delectation of an unwittingly omnivorous feline.
PS The word on Word Verification is now dnxwalik. I don't know why, but I have an obscure feeling that Word Verification is making fun of me.
The Good Doctor! A pleasure to see you here Sir. A big house and dislike of the old messy break-up will do it. Also for convenience/survival here on Demented Isle. We've broken up but that doesn't change the fact she's a great person.
Andraste you are correct - the mess is fucking awful. You ever stood on a shard of pork bone barefoot? Jesus Christ the agony.
Cinnamon - you are a shady character, and I will be keeping my eye on you. I bet you've got three dogs anyway.
Michael - as always, you are correct!
Phillip - you are fucking hatstand, and I like it. The men in white coats could be coming for me too though, as I have also been getting strange vibes from VW. This one says gigqxljr. Know what I mean? Stay frosty.
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