Can Christmas fuck off or what?
Yes, it most assuredly can. I am a right pagan cunt, and could give a fuck about the Gregorian Calendar along with it's bullshite creation of symbolism and significance of certain days and times, foisted on us all by those Christian Church Elder cunts. For example: witches are fucking wicked! Broomsticks for polishing the peanut and huge fucking orgies all wasted on hallucinogens. Fair fucks to that I say. I think it's incumbent on each of us to know about British fucking paganism before the Church got all pissy and told cunts what's what. You don't tell me fuck-all, you repressed fucking freak. You and your miserable vindictive God should fuck right off out of it. They even fucked up time. The Church turned it into a linear progession, going forward in a straight line. You what cunt? Time is cyclical, as pre-Church peeps knew. Birth and re-birth, women's cycles so closely tied to the moon and oceans. We would all be happier if we were allowed to see time this way, more a part of life's time. Linear, digital time is bollocks.
Which reminds me. It's 4.30. Gotta go teach.
Sirrah!
(Read 'A Sideways Look at Time' by Jay Griffith. Pure brilliance).
Ding ding! "Time please, gentlemen". The most heinous English phrase ever conceived.
posted by Brewski @ 4:02 pm
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13 Comments:
Time is little more than an abstract concept created by humans in order that we might be a bit more in control. Unfortunately what actually happened is that we lost all control to time itself, which now controls us. Unless like me you are simply content to turn up at places whenever you choose, early or late. Maybe that's why I can't get a job?
Paganism does rock though. Christmas is just Christianity's take-over of the Roman Pagan holiday Saturnalia, "festival of feasting and revelry". So we can still celebrate with debauchery and don't even have to bother with church! Huzzar!
Correct! Xmas is for depravity, drinking and dastardlyness (?) Also, $1000 cheques from guilty fathers. Come on!
Cinnamon you are correct!
Santa, if he existed, would be a total cunt.
I concur. I don’t know why we all follow religions that came out of the Middle East. I mean what a dusty shithole! It has no relation to our native northern wanton ways. More sex and drink I say. We men have only got a bucketful.
To me Christmas means all those cards. I like the Dickensian ones with coaches and winter scenes and slap up spreads, or the snowman ones or the Coca Cola Santa ones. There’s always a few religious politically correct ones to ruin it though isn’t there? And some times worse, those Catholic Church ones that say stuff like “ May the love of Christ be with you always.” They never miss a chance to try and get you back. We try and hide those behind the clock.
Vword: cnmaa A lady hygiene problem.
fuck christmas. as i said "christmas is coming, the chief executives are getting fat."
Fucking 'ell brewski.... last year I got a call from my sis who had heard from our dad who was asking what I wanted for Christmas. Took e right by surprise. "The last 12 years of Christmas presents would be nice" was my reply. And what did I get? A $1000 cheque? Did I fuck. Ten quid fucking book token.
Enjoy it mate!
We should draft a searching article for Cosmo or GQ entitled 'Are all Dads cunts? (with questionnaire)'.
Reclaiming Christmas as a pagan holiday? Jeepers, kids, I'm IN!!!
I'll wassail the lot of you under the table. So I will.
Santa claus may be a fat bastard, but he's so fucking jolly that we'd all be lost without him.....If we could get rid of the red and white (concocted by our friends coca-cola, i'm surprised they haven't thrown in a little blue) we'd realize that he just wants to get drunk and have a good time like the rest of us. The worst is that we have Oprah giving away the newest technological gadgets, having fucking grown adults creaming their pants like kindergarten students becuase their shitty jobs don't allow them to afford the things that they're convinced they need. Although I could use a new mp3 player. Dad?
Fucking hell! You have got the internet in Canada after all! How's that BC Bud Quigster you cunt?!
Quigs, I concur with Santa's desire to get pissed - when I was a kid I used to leave a glass of sherry out for him every Christmas Eve. Multiply that by all the houses he visits and you've got one raging fucking alcoholic! When he retires that jobs mine, I tell ya!
Don't know how it is anywhere else in the world but here in Sinless City we've had the decorations up and shops playing Christmas CD's since the begining of November. Makes me want to shoot some twat, seriously!
Let fuckin' Bacchanalia reign! I'll hold you all to this you cunts. Come Xmas, I will ban you from this shithole if half of your posts aren't booze/drug-addled nonsense. Hang on, that's the rest of the year. ALL of your posts.
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