Machiavelli. What a cunt.

This went down the collective memory hole faster than you can say "GladioHk-UltraNorthwoodsProject!" Al Jazeera: [Al Shaykh] "In the name of God, the merciful, the compassionate. There have been continuous provocative acts since the day before yesterday by the British forces against the peaceful sons of Basra. There have been indiscriminate arrests, the most recent of which was the arrest of Shaykh Ahmad-al Farqusi and two Basra citizens on the pretext they had carried out terrorist operations to kill U.S. soldiers. This is a baseless claim. This was confirmed to us by [name indistinct] the second secretary of the British Embassy in Baghdad when we met with him a short while ago. He said that there is evidence on this. We say: you should come up with this evidence or forget about this issue. If you really want to look for truth, then we should resort to the Iraqi justice away from the British provocations against the sons of Basra, particularly what happened today when the sons of Basra caught two non-Iraqis, who seem to be Britons and were in a car of the Cressida type. It was a booby-trapped car laden with ammunition and was meant to explode in the centre of the city of Basra in the popular market. However, the sons of the city of Basra arrested them. They [the two non-Iraqis] then fired at the people there and killed some of them. The two arrested persons are now at the Intelligence Department in Basra and they were held by the National Guard force, but the British occupation forces are still surrounding this department in an attempt to absolve themselves of the crime."

Cue a fucking tank raid on the prison to save them. They were disguised as soldiers of the al-Sadr Brigade, and they look hard as fuck. SAS, perhaps, or SRR (Special Reconaissence Regiment). A day after, Western media never mentioned this again, content with colourful pictures of soldiers falling out of tanks, on fire.

Red flag operations, the fomenting of unrest. Machiavellian shape-shifting fucking cuntbags.

This one is Sirrah-less.

"The box. You opened it. We came." Hellraiser